Know that someday, maybe, I’ll work on it. And I’m only like seven years behind the whole blog phenomenon. That’s nothing if you compare it into the time the universe has been in existence. Actually, I really have no reason to even be writing a blog except that everyone else is doing it, so why not?

Actually, I do have a reason. In what could only have been a suicidal state, I went and signed myself up for The Chicago Marathon in October. I have a vision that I may think of something to say over all those training miles. Or maybe I’ll just post disgusting pictures of my blackened toes. Looking at pictures of my blackened toes could be the next big diet plan, you never know. You’ll want to say you know me then. More fabulosity to come.